My roommate’s cat peed on the dress I’m wearing to work today.
I didn’t realize it until I got to work.
Now I smell like dried cat pee and the bathroom soap from work, and my dress is wet because I tried to wash it out.
Also I’ve been sleeping in my living room for unrelated reasons.
I am 1000 shades of angry at the world today, so it’s probably the best to avoid me because I’ll just snap at you.